"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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