I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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