can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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