At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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