awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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