btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Fuck appropriateness.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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