I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
