DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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