Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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