i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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