He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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