'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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