U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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