There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
BRING THE BAGELS
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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