Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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