this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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