That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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