If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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