Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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