I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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