On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
