Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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