i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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