Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
