Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
I did not marry a roomba.
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