So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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