Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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