Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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