belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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