It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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