Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
