At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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