It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Screwed.edu
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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