I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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