HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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