all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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