He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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