Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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