walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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