idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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