Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize