I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
do nipples grow back?
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