i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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