I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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