I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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