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Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
