Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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