haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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