im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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