no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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