there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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