grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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