Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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