do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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